tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-89040645704817950412024-02-08T23:04:34.703+09:00Mountain Mama JAPANMountain Mama Japanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06192012970236817598noreply@blogger.comBlogger61125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8904064570481795041.post-44959902200738887102013-06-19T17:35:00.000+09:002013-06-19T17:40:55.706+09:00DEEP FRIED CHUBBY PEOPLE Hey! Ready for a brand new post from Mountain Mama? No? Well you're getting it anyway 'cause I seem to be in the mood or something - the weather sucks - a typhoon on top of the rainy season. Ugh. Okay, here's what's happening at those USA redneck state fairs they torture people with every year. The idea sounds good though bringing people together looking at livestock and eating until they bust. The problem I have with this is - what the hell are those people frying up all this time? Not to be believed by folks living out of the states - Look, as I just said EVERYTHING but EVERYTHING is fried at one of these fairs. Let's start with FRIED caviar - Maybe it's their only stab at looking like rich people.And how about the fried spinach dish? Gotta do the healthy thing right? Next on the cholesterol parade of who's gonna get the next coronary.... Drum roll please! No it's not fried ice cream - but FRIED BEER! Yeah! Hot on the outside and cold on the inside. Can't wait to suck that up in the hot Texas sun. Is all this normal? I guess so - people need these foods - they didn't get so chubby by eating boring bland stuff every day like me. * Now, one or two more points before I sign off: Tell the kids to cover their eyes/ears for this one: A tee shirt slogan I really saw in Tokyo and had to write down - it was displayed on an innocent 12 year old's front: "I'm Here for the Blowjob" Good God. On the back of this someone's sweet daughter tee read: "Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck". WOW, where can I order a fried iced coffee around here? 'Gotta cool down. See you guys next time.... Everybody stay home where it's safe. Mountain Mama JapanMountain Mama Japanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06192012970236817598noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8904064570481795041.post-158714004883680072013-05-24T22:05:00.000+09:002013-05-27T18:30:25.084+09:00ENTOURAGE OF FOOLSHey! So here we are again.... and again! So what's up with you guys? Okay, don't get huffy-puffy, just checking it out.I've been thinking about these two powerful words (that's all I can cram into my head at one time. Forgive me,I'm no multi-tasker!) And they are: "enabling" and "accountability". I think that it's about choices people make and others around them who let,encourage,or aid them to continue these actions, whether they be good or damaging. If people are in fact ill or disabled they must be helped by taxpayers to remain contributing, dignitified members of society. No one can argue about that - however, the problem I do have has to do with funding people who are NOT accountable for themselves. These people manage to do this by grossly overeating and getting to the point where they are unable to move - let alone work - as seen on some US reality shows who love to shock and awe. They hog the already over burdened government assistanced programs to supply electric wheelchair among other expensive services to them. I've seen people surrounded with their little enablers be it friends or family, fluttering around doing what they should be doing for themselves. What the public should "enable" them with are not automatically giving services, but FORCED EDUCATION - the why's, how's, where's and when,s this happened in the first place before things get 'atta wack and they wind up with huge health problems if not already. Yes "tough love" is alive and well according to Mountain Mama! This educational approach should include getting to the root of emotional issues for choosing such lifestyles as well as the usual(and boring) diet and exercise. Enough of this already? Okay, got it. I'm getting depressed too. Now some fun stuff: "Money makes you poor" You're kidding right? "Revenge feels good only for a moment" Yep, I know about that too. And last: "Change is the right combination of discomfort and hope". Now, you guys "hope" that I'm out of here and so do I! Bye-bye see you.... Mountain Mama JapanMountain Mama Japanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06192012970236817598noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8904064570481795041.post-87017012438230034472013-04-16T18:45:00.000+09:002013-04-18T17:25:09.578+09:00COFFEE BEANS FROM HELLHi again to all of the hardy survivors of Mountain Mama Japan! Got some stuff to share with you guys: It's those sassy coffee shops that seem to serve everything but everything but - hello out there! COFFEE! Plain coffee. That's all I want in a "coffee shop". It has become harder to order since coffee doesn't seem to be just coffee anymore. It's all this other fattening fancy-schmancy stuff dumped in it.I don't want a big tuchis like you so there! I asked them: "So where's the coffee?" Like in the old CM where the granny asked "Where's the beef?" I got a "fuhgeddaboutit!" and/or "kiss my ax" look from the server with the big butt. C'mon! Book you too. Now, how about a few in yo' face edgy messages to make your day? Okay here goes: "Walk in the direction that you want to go no matter what happens" While you're deeply digesting the spirituality of this "message from beyond" Don't walk off of a cliff moron. I'll leave you with one last one that strikes a personal chord with me: "Anything closer to FREE rhymes with ME! Yup! I'm in charge.... See you next time folks - don't do anything crazy.<br />
Mountain Mama JapanMountain Mama Japanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06192012970236817598noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8904064570481795041.post-60739836701697861812013-03-14T16:44:00.000+09:002013-03-21T08:38:48.905+09:00Welcome Home Dirt BagHi Everybody! Thanks a bunch for welcoming me back so soon! Couldn't wait to sit down and start pounding the keyboard again! I got this idea (like I'm borrowing it from somewhere I saw it millions of years ago). It's for people who live alone - now a trendy choice in society. This is how not to get to the point of climbing the walls out of loneliness: A recorded voice greeting you at the door when you return home after a hard day of work (including getting screamed at by your boss and dropping a carton of eggs at the supermarket), It's the fuzzy-wuzzy soothing,calming (gender of your choice) voice that says: "Welcome home honey! Darling!,Hey tough guy! or any other X-rated label that will puff you up and get you out of your sourpuss mode. Isn't that better than hearing: What the hell are you doing home so early? Or: I'm hungry,what's for dinner? I'd rather hear "How was your day sweetheart? or "I've missed you sweet pea. How about a neck massage?" With Mountain Mama's vast knowledge/opinion about everything in life, I'd rather be single, climbing the walls and hearing that soothing voice when I get in the door at night. So, what else is new with you? Nothing? So don't bore me to death - only I can do that. How about some more tee-shirt slogans - "Hi I'm Not Here!", "Blond In Heat", "Will F___k for Food" uh, did I just write that? One more stupid one: " The Greatest Beauty Secret is to Wear a Paper Bag Over Your Head" God that's dumb. Just don't forget to cut out holes for your eyes genius. One last one to keep you happy? Okay, here goes: "Tattoos and Piercing While You Wait" Now did you guys had enough already? I'm done. Signing off - over and out.... Mountain Mama Japan . Mountain Mama Japanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06192012970236817598noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8904064570481795041.post-70878629467202223152013-02-06T20:32:00.001+09:002013-02-06T20:32:40.756+09:00Mountain Mama JAPAN: Ban World Food Mauling!<a href="http://mountainmama-japan.blogspot.com/2013/02/ban-world-food-mauling.html?spref=bl">Mountain Mama JAPAN: Ban World Food Mauling!</a>: Hi people! Great start to the new year - rapidly getting a little frayed around the corners since we're moving into the second month. What'...Mountain Mama Japanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06192012970236817598noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8904064570481795041.post-52394252057352062532013-02-06T20:30:00.000+09:002013-02-06T20:31:51.864+09:00Ban World Food Mauling!Hi people! Great start to the new year - rapidly getting a little frayed around the corners since we're moving into the second month. What's this about a "fresh start" crap? Still got millions of stuff to do - no different than before. Whoops! forgot to be positive - okay, I can ignore everything - like get lazy/hazy and do what sounds good for me. Well, I have a real issue that you should know about: It's how food is touched to death by chefs/cooks around the world. Why would kitchen professionals arrange/adjust/move/alter/modify/finger. and literally kill the original shape/size/color/texture of food? The worst offenders have to be Japanese chefs - "In the name of art" they proclaim. Well folks, I have a thing or two to say to these guys - STOP mauling it now! So says Mountain Mama, the country bumpkin from the boonies. You're here to take my advice, right? Well - just gather it/wash it/ dump it in an all purpose pot and cook the thing(s) until it stops moving and you will have the meal that any top chef from any country will be so-o envious of! Might even win one of those fancy awards from France! Had enough already? No? Okay one more: You heard me say "GO BIG OR GO HOME"? Now I'm saying: "BE NICE OR GO HOME". That means me - so bye now....<br />
Mountain Mama Japan on my way out for sushiMountain Mama Japanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06192012970236817598noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8904064570481795041.post-37522498072475212212012-12-30T17:44:00.001+09:002012-12-30T17:53:05.168+09:00Mountain Mama JAPAN: Aging Whiners<a href="http://mountainmama-japan.blogspot.com/2012/12/aging-whiners.html?spref=bl">Mountain Mama JAPAN: Aging Whiners</a>: Hi everyone on this (almost) last day of 2012. I have one more gripe that a gotta stick in - What does "aging gracefully" mean? Like are th...Mountain Mama Japanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06192012970236817598noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8904064570481795041.post-18429799615225642652012-12-30T17:41:00.000+09:002012-12-30T18:07:16.701+09:00Aging WhinersHi everyone on this (almost) last day of 2012. I have one more gripe that I gotta stick in - What does "aging gracefully" mean? Like are there any set rules that society demands? According to Mountain Mama (who claims to be a thousand years old), there are people who are born with old souls and others (me for example!) Ha! born with young souls. No matter what the number is you're always young - may look young, act young or think young, and that there is a vast future with many possibilities to experience yet. Now, for this graceful stuff - does that mean "naturally" let things go like the hair, bod, energy levels? You fill in the rest of the aging stuff - too much for me to do here. Well, you woman blessed with a secure relationship, finances, and support system can comfortably pack on a "few" pounds, let the gray roots be seen by the masses - what the hell! Take your "graceful" someplace else. You guys can fade away! - gives the other half less competition. I'm personally for doing what I can without going under the knife. Keep it all together for as long as I can. It's empowering. If I can control at least some of the processes - then I will make the choice to do it. I don't have much sympathy for the whiny guys who didn't take care of themselves, abused their bods and developed chronic stuff in later life. So with my anti-aging campaign in mind, have fun in the new year - just watch the boozy, druggy, and ciggies. Yeah? See you next.... Hey you! respect your elders.<br />
Mountain Mama Japan Mountain Mama Japanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06192012970236817598noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8904064570481795041.post-19964672458167325142012-11-17T18:41:00.001+09:002012-11-17T18:52:53.301+09:00Mountain Mama JAPAN: Deranged Pack of Squirrels<a href="http://mountainmama-japan.blogspot.com/2012/11/deranged-pack-of-squirrels.html?spref=bl">Mountain Mama JAPAN: Deranged Pack of Squirrels</a>: Hey there! It's been a while again but been deeply thinking about the next hot topic - which is our old friend when we are down and out, mos...Mountain Mama Japanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06192012970236817598noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8904064570481795041.post-21942153665491111352012-11-17T18:40:00.000+09:002012-11-17T19:00:27.065+09:00Deranged Pack of SquirrelsHey there! It's been a while again but been deeply thinking about the next hot topic - which is our old friend when we are down and out, mostly when we move - NO it's not money - it's that rental locker/ someones' attic/ storage unit/ cartons etc. Well, the only think that I can think of folks is - DON"T DO IT. Throw the stuff away, sell it or give it to charity. There I said it! Look, in reality, if you really don't use it now or very soon - trust me on this, YOU NEVER WILL. Toys the kids don't play with anymore, Christmas presents from Auntie someone (guilty!) or houshold stuff that's seen a better day - you know "Out of sight out of mind" saying. Well, it can cause major stress (don't I know!) if you have to wade through the carnage daily. It's a hell of alot easier to get rid of the problem by dumping it in a storage space. Then the hard part is keeping up with the monthly payment. What about if it's in your cellar and it gets wet? Hello mildew and mold. Totally unusable. Fire, theft (honored if they love my stuff), mice or cockroaches - yum-yum! Did you ever try to wear an article of clothing after it got wet, stinks, with moth holes gracing the front? May I add the arrangement of the holes is look better than some modern art in a fancy overpriced gallery. Okay, take this quick test - tell me you couldn't stop at ONE storage area - like you get addicted and need more and more space as you collect things in life. You know - you can't stop at one tattoo - you need another one, then that gets old and you are planning for a third? Well the unit guys are getting rich on your obsession. What you "forget about" there goes to auction - there's even a TV show about this. Are we as humans a pack of deranged squirrels hiding our loot? I'm reformed - healed this mini hording illness on my own and now choose to live with less. I'll be glad to help anyone with this "disorder" since I'm a survivor! See you next time guys. <br />
Mountain Mama Japan Mountain Mama Japanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06192012970236817598noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8904064570481795041.post-26382678950210985962012-10-01T22:16:00.001+09:002012-10-01T22:16:29.565+09:00Mountain Mama JAPAN: Part Time Pregnant<a href="http://mountainmama-japan.blogspot.com/2012/10/part-time-pregnant.html?spref=bl">Mountain Mama JAPAN: Part Time Pregnant</a>: Hey guys! Yeah it's been a while and my excuse is - are you ready for this? Okay - I couldn't think of anything to write! Love my own excuse...Mountain Mama Japanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06192012970236817598noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8904064570481795041.post-55636008911399020522012-10-01T22:14:00.000+09:002012-10-03T16:07:21.446+09:00Part Time PregnantHey guys! Yeah it's been a while and my excuse is - are you ready for this? Okay - I couldn't think of anything to write! Love my own excuse.... Well I do have some soulful insights that I'm sure you can't wait to hear about: Now let's see - Oh, here they are: The trick in life is to find a place, a job, a role, a marriage or partnership and family as well as a position in society that allows you to be who you really are and remain authentic to yourself. Now I'm getting warmed-up! So the next one is about "luck" It's when opportunity meets preparation ( Don't agree? Well mother told you NOT to throw those chips around the gambling table!) On aging - Some people are old at 30 - oldness happens when you don't have or lose sight of your dreams. Our lives are as much shaped by decisions as anything else. I believe that at every moment you are making at least three decisions - what you are going to focus on, what does it mean and what you're going to do about it. The difference between people is HOW they make those decisions as well. Okay, I've had enough of this spiritual crapola. Got a real serious dilemma about something that's come up during the political race in the U.S. One candidate stated he is pro-life always! - however FOR abortion in cases of rape etc., Now, what my problem with this is: then he's FOR abortion - like being pro-choice because you are either for or against it no matter what the reasons are. It's like being half pregnant - how does that work? I'm outta here pondering the meaning of life (again).... See 'ya when I see 'ya.<br />
Mountain Mama Japan Mountain Mama Japanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06192012970236817598noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8904064570481795041.post-67019426245318346192012-08-27T20:53:00.003+09:002012-08-27T20:53:26.789+09:00Mountain Mama JAPAN: Selfish Stem Cells<a href="http://mountainmama-japan.blogspot.com/2012/08/selfish-stem-cells.html?spref=bl">Mountain Mama JAPAN: Selfish Stem Cells</a>: Hey folks! It's been a while but here I am. Starting off with some serious stuff that Mountain Mama can't let go of. Look, everyone is entit...Mountain Mama Japanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06192012970236817598noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8904064570481795041.post-30782061999969316252012-08-27T20:47:00.000+09:002012-08-27T20:47:35.112+09:00Selfish Stem CellsHey folks! It's been a while but here I am. Starting off with some serious stuff that Mountain Mama can't let go of. Look, everyone is entitled to their own opinions and beliefs - and so am I. There has been lots of information out there in the last few years about the pros and cons/do's and dont's of stem cell research. But what it boils down on why it's not widely used now seems to be religion and funding. The technology is falling into place as I write this, but certain do-gooders in society fail to see how much this advanced research can help millions of people now and future generations with spinal injuries and diseases we never even heard of. It's like a miracle! Yes, I said HELP people - that's what I thought religion was all about. It is a very complex issue, but in my pea brain it sounds SELFISH to me. Maybe I'm more spiritual than religious but I would fight for ANY technology that I thought would help the masses. Already much time has been wasted by our elected officials (as screwed-up as you can get) with all of their posturing and bluffing. Who do they think they are - God? How dare they play around with potential cures for severe dieases in the name of religion. How about the hapless taxpayers who are funding endless wars in places that will never, ever have peace ( just check the history books on this), and will never see the results of them helping people like they would want to. What the hell is going on? Where did common sense and good morals go to? <br />
Now with this said, I can't think of anything cute or funny to say - so I'll end it for now.... but I'm here for you - drop in anytime 'ya all. Bye<br />
Mountain Mama JapanMountain Mama Japanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06192012970236817598noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8904064570481795041.post-88355566600118620902012-06-15T13:43:00.001+09:002012-06-15T13:43:41.757+09:00Mountain Mama JAPAN: Mt. Fuji Wannabe<a href="http://mountainmama-japan.blogspot.com/2012/06/mt-fuji-wannabe.html?spref=bl">Mountain Mama JAPAN: Mt. Fuji Wannabe</a>: Hi there everyone in this intense rainy season! Got a little gripe with all the news coverage about the new tallest in the world antenna (a...Mountain Mama Japanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06192012970236817598noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8904064570481795041.post-31008744710884872092012-06-15T13:42:00.000+09:002012-06-25T13:27:11.334+09:00Mt. Fuji WannabeHi there everyone in this intense rainy season! Got a little gripe with all the news coverage about the new tallest in the world antenna (and may I say the ugliest in the world) Tokyo latest attraction. To little 'ol humble me, it looks like a man's private parts. Gimme a break guys. I can't stand all the trumpet blowing about this thing. What the hell was wrong with the late, great Tokyo Tower? It just had a few miles on it - like yours truly! Ha! The final straw was how the "Sky Tree" - the name also kills me - is being compared to Mt. Fuji! Good God folks, please don't do that as "my" mountain is a real spirtual treasure - some say she's angry and ready to blow her top - like in volcano and lava - hope not in my time though! Well, all in all, wonder if Sky Tree will be swaying to and fro during an earthquake ending up like a Japanese version of the Leaning Tower of Pisa. So what else is happening? Nada.... How about some more tee shirt goodies? REAL Wealth is Judged by Freedom. We Are Now What We Did Then. Unemployed - Un- Everything and Loving It! One last one to keep you nice and bored: NO GREEN, NO LIFE, NOTHING MOVES BUT THOUGHTS IN YOUR HEAD. Bye Bye as you try to figure what that means.... Mountain Mama Japan<br />
Mountain Mama Japanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06192012970236817598noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8904064570481795041.post-78369454687653207412012-06-02T15:25:00.001+09:002012-06-02T15:28:49.307+09:00Mountain Mama JAPAN: Pleasure Forever Diet<a href="http://mountainmama-japan.blogspot.com/2012/06/pleasure-forever-diet.html?spref=bl">Mountain Mama JAPAN: Pleasure Forever Diet</a>: Hey - What's up folks? Did anyone of you hear about the "Pleasure Forever Diet"? No? Okay, it's about self-regulation rather than self-con...Mountain Mama Japanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06192012970236817598noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8904064570481795041.post-88651238310670993512012-06-02T15:20:00.002+09:002012-06-03T11:31:41.555+09:00Pleasure Forever DietHey - What's up folks? Did anyone of you hear about the "Pleasure Forever Diet"? No? Okay, it's about self-regulation rather than self-control. Are you still with me here? Good, then I can continue with my brilliant theory: It is also not about willpower but it is about tackling your emotional issues first. Once you've done this, maybe with some self-help books or professional guidance, you are on your way to looking HOT! and healthy! WOW stuff is happening! Well rooty-toot-toot for you pal - you got it! What was the word again? Yep - SELF-REGULATION. Now about the diet itself: No, once again, it's not any fad diet to get to your fighting weight, but a maintance food plan to do for the rest of your life. It's like basically, three meals a day and two or three small snacks spaced in between so you don't flip out and eat your shirt or something. Haven't I said this kind of thing before on previous blogs? Well, you decide exactly what you should shovel into your mouth by studying about carbs, fats, proteins in a healthy balance( what's the problem? - it's not that hard) then you can put together a loose, a little flexible diet that's right for yourself. This way you may include small amounts of chocolate, pizza, hey! even junk food! But I did say "tiny" didn't I? You're safe now - now that you have a way to go forever. With this diet, you'll be alive and kicking for the next one hundred years - hanging out with me, side by side in our matching rocking chairs! Next topic - if you can call it that - is about kids today and how they are not children but (very) mature people in little bodies probably due to being introduced to all that hi-tech stuff too soon . The age of being a true kid is over with parents living in in a make-believe wonderland while rearing them. They are either too strict, like self-described "monster parents" at school, or act so marshmallow-y that they don't guide, just react after the kid's bad actions by whinning, or yelling some empty threats - totally ineffective. Both extremes suck - really suck. Good luck if you can find some happy balance in all of this. See you next time - I hope not in jail.<br />
Mountain Mama JapanMountain Mama Japanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06192012970236817598noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8904064570481795041.post-28281334647639387252012-05-16T15:06:00.001+09:002012-05-16T15:06:26.818+09:00Mountain Mama JAPAN: Vulgar Mama<a href="http://mountainmama-japan.blogspot.com/2012/05/vulgar-mama.html?spref=bl">Mountain Mama JAPAN: Vulgar Mama</a>: Hey there - Yo! What's going on? Have you guys been keeping up with your walking all this time? No-o- I haven't checked lately. Look. it's ...Mountain Mama Japanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06192012970236817598noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8904064570481795041.post-6376872968540736212012-05-16T15:03:00.000+09:002012-05-17T16:01:38.746+09:00Vulgar MamaHey there - Yo! What's going on? Have you guys been keeping up with your walking all this time? No-o- I haven't checked lately. Look. it's only a little walking - not asking you to lift a thousand pounds or something. What do you need a push from a Jewish mama? Okay.... I;m pushing - so do it already. Ten thousand steps a day gets you a skinny tushie like me (sort of). Good - now about my next favorite subject - Vulgarity. Ha! Well, for your information it's a hell of alot more exciting than supposed "good taste", which is nothing more than a standardized way of looking at things. I smell mass bordom in the making. There is a new language quiz/exercise book out on the market especially designed for teachers who talk too much and or want to save their voices to scream at their spouses at home. The lessons are geared to shut up the instructors and let the students take the floor for a change. It must be a best seller especially in Japan. Another new book out is a 1-2-3 dirt cheap/easy cookbook for slobs. The recipes creatively throw together anything you can find in the 50% off bin at the supermarket. I warn you - it ain't fancy but even if you've never boiled water, you can handle these "stew" looking recipes like a pro. Can we please move on to the next topic? Yeah? no problem - were ya still thinking what the 1-2-3- means? Slam bam thank you ma'am comes to mind - but that's my vulgar mind in action. So, you kept with it, you managed to read up till here - I'm so proud of you! Does that mean you are out there w-a-l-k-i-ng today? No? I'm being naggy? Okay - you.... this is punishment! ten push-ups and lifting two 1 quart bottles filled of water high above your head. Don't knock over your halo while you're up there. Love you too,<br />
Mountain Mama JapanMountain Mama Japanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06192012970236817598noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8904064570481795041.post-65690174848763087872012-05-03T17:57:00.001+09:002012-05-03T17:57:41.064+09:00Mountain Mama JAPAN: Love Hotel Stock Options<a href="http://mountainmama-japan.blogspot.com/2012/05/love-hotel-stock-options.html?spref=bl">Mountain Mama JAPAN: Love Hotel Stock Options</a>: Hey! Back again for some more unrelated tidbits of info: The government of Japan are trying to find ways to get people to have more children...Mountain Mama Japanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06192012970236817598noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8904064570481795041.post-13537489413749376932012-05-03T17:55:00.000+09:002012-05-05T12:41:29.942+09:00Love Hotel Stock OptionsHey! Back again for some more unrelated tidbits of info: The government of Japan are trying to find ways to get people to have more children as the birth rate is going down. Better housing and more child care options were suggested however, with these old boy, government official farts at the helm of this dilemma, nothing was done. They just didn't get it with their farm mentality on procreativity. Next subject is about hotels/motels that cater to hourly rentals. You guys must know what I'm talking about - right? Well in the Orient they're called "love hotels", very original name in my opinion! It has more of an atmosphere of rauncy elegance, designed with an admirable single-minded of purpose.... even a first timer wouldn't be left wondering what supposed to happen next. At one point of my life I was thinking of buying some stock in one of those big hotel companies that was listed as an "up and coming" business venture. With my luck I'd end up cleaning toilets instead of enjoying the profits. I think the deciding factor was that I would feel nauseous spinning around on the circular water bed under a mirrored ceiling. At least everything was pink and black - my favorite color combination, you know the poodle thing. I must tell you about my historical Meiji era bad woman (my hero!) called Takahashi Oden. She managed to wack more men than you can count. A real black widow spider. If she didn't like you - you're done. Was strung up high for her crimes. Sorry to see her go . Wasn't that enough? Yeah? Okay, bye.<br />
Mountain Mama JapanMountain Mama Japanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06192012970236817598noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8904064570481795041.post-57902865979212745872012-04-21T15:48:00.002+09:002012-04-21T15:48:45.486+09:00Mountain Mama JAPAN: Skinny Bitching<a href="http://mountainmama-japan.blogspot.com/2012/04/skinny-bitching.html?spref=bl">Mountain Mama JAPAN: Skinny Bitching</a>: Hi guy! What's up with you? A-okay over here. Well, I do have a real serious subject to share with you: FOOD and EATING ....and EATING a...Mountain Mama Japanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06192012970236817598noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8904064570481795041.post-26833946693500299432012-04-21T15:48:00.000+09:002012-04-21T16:43:21.799+09:00Skinny BitchingHi guys! What's up with you? A-okay over here. Well, I do have a real serious subject to share with you: FOOD and EATING ....and EATING and FOOD. Just think, like use your imagination - like ALOT! What if humans didn't ever have the need to eat again? You know what that means, in terms of thinking about it,(obsessing) about it daily, worring about tainted, unsafe additives, crowded supers, preparing meals, and never dealing with FOOD ISSUES? Restaurants wouldn't exist and kitchens could be used for extra living room space. No one but no one would get fat again. No more counting calories or the other heavy stuff connected with it would happen, nor would many of the chronic health problems from poor eating habits. No more stress about food, food, food!! Just think of all the extra time you would have in the day to do the activities that you want to. Another important point is how much money you could save - no more food bills or splurging on expensive meals. There is understandably a huge market in the food industry. This will cease to exist and new industries will emerge. New grass roots! Just how much pleasure do you get from a chocolate bar, piece of fried chicken, hamburger with a side of fries, or cheese cake? Tons - yeah? Well folks - hate to disappoint you but if there isn't any of THIS kind of pleasure, you will have to find NEW ways of having your "pleasure buttons" pressed! A few suggestions from the in-house expert - yours truly is: Hanging out more with people you want to be with, doing more stuff outdoors in natural settings, spending quality time on work and family (remember no more weighing the prospects of what or what not to eat). The last idea is far the best! Sex! That could push a few pleasure buttons out there! The moral of this story is to transfer the feelings - like the rush you get from the act of putting things into your mouth - yum yum words are no more - to other activities. This takes extensive training but worth it 'cause you'll become a skinny bitch in no time! Okay! The science fiction lesson is over for today. See you next time....<br />
Mountain Mama Japan Mountain Mama Japanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06192012970236817598noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8904064570481795041.post-34315937389978663072012-04-05T15:09:00.001+09:002012-04-05T15:09:19.220+09:00Mountain Mama JAPAN: Geek Capitol of the World<a href="http://mountainmama-japan.blogspot.com/2012/04/geek-capitol-of-world.html?spref=bl">Mountain Mama JAPAN: Geek Capitol of the World</a>: Hi folks! Ready for an important announcement of "Geek of the Week" award? Yep, your truly won hands down! Quite an honor for a former moto...Mountain Mama Japanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06192012970236817598noreply@blogger.com0