Saturday, April 21, 2012
Hi guys! What's up with you? A-okay over here. Well, I do have a real serious subject to share with you: FOOD and EATING ....and EATING and FOOD. Just think, like use your imagination - like ALOT! What if humans didn't ever have the need to eat again? You know what that means, in terms of thinking about it,(obsessing) about it daily, worring about tainted, unsafe additives, crowded supers, preparing meals, and never dealing with FOOD ISSUES? Restaurants wouldn't exist and kitchens could be used for extra living room space. No one but no one would get fat again. No more counting calories or the other heavy stuff connected with it would happen, nor would many of the chronic health problems from poor eating habits. No more stress about food, food, food!! Just think of all the extra time you would have in the day to do the activities that you want to. Another important point is how much money you could save - no more food bills or splurging on expensive meals. There is understandably a huge market in the food industry. This will cease to exist and new industries will emerge. New grass roots! Just how much pleasure do you get from a chocolate bar, piece of fried chicken, hamburger with a side of fries, or cheese cake? Tons - yeah? Well folks - hate to disappoint you but if there isn't any of THIS kind of pleasure, you will have to find NEW ways of having your "pleasure buttons" pressed! A few suggestions from the in-house expert - yours truly is: Hanging out more with people you want to be with, doing more stuff outdoors in natural settings, spending quality time on work and family (remember no more weighing the prospects of what or what not to eat). The last idea is far the best! Sex! That could push a few pleasure buttons out there! The moral of this story is to transfer the feelings - like the rush you get from the act of putting things into your mouth - yum yum words are no more - to other activities. This takes extensive training but worth it 'cause you'll become a skinny bitch in no time! Okay! The science fiction lesson is over for today. See you next time....
Mountain Mama Japan
Mountain Mama Japan
Thursday, April 5, 2012
Hi folks! Ready for an important announcement of "Geek of the Week" award? Yep, your truly won hands down! Quite an honor for a former motorcycle gang type fashion/tattoo look to a conservative, mono colored appearance kind of gal. Why the huge change? I don't know - maybe I love boring myself to death or something. Look, geeks/nerds EXIST plain as that. I don't know much about what they do but they are brainy. In high school while I was doing my cool stuff like baton twirling, they were burning the midnight oil studing how living things moved - too high tech even to pronounce the words. At this point of my life I have become immersed in technology - like how to use one of those new-fangled phones. Just press the "call" button when wanting to make a call. God was that hard or what? With all of the great advances in Japan (tagged as the geek capitol of the world especially because of the anime boom I imagine), these guys are running amuck all over the place. So what happened to all the dopier ones? The party animals are dead. Can't chill anymore - and that why I migrated into this group. No more telling my joke about the factory that makes novelities such as whoopee cushions and plastic dog doo. That's what I'll miss the most I think. My new friends force me to use my noggin and that could be risky. It opened up a can of worms as they say. Now my smarty- pants friends have led me to become vocal in political issues here. I'm anti everything. Ban the nukes!! See you again, Mountain Mama Japan